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  1. Bo Diddley said, on April 26, 2010 at 8:48 am

    CraigsList Blues (Posted some time back on Spokane R&R – Author unknown)
    Works best with a Mississippi Blues Beat.

    I woke up this morning’. Found myself on R and R
    Yeah! I woke up this mornin’. found myself on R and R.
    Had to start my trollin’,
    ‘Cause I’m a CraigsList Superstar!

    Well, I see them pissin’ on me, makes me feel so sad.
    Oh, I see them pissin’ on me, It makes me feel so damn sad.
    It’s just my sociopathy
    That makes me act soooo bad!

    I send harassing emails, buddy, that’s just what I do.
    I send them obscene emails, oh mamma, that’s just what I do.
    And if you be messin’ wif me,
    Then, I’ll send on right to YOU!

    I’m gonna call your number, gonna curse right in your phone.
    You know, I’m gonna call your number, gonna curse right in your phone.
    I’ll curse your damned maching too!
    If there ain’t nobody home.

    Po-lice man gonna get me, gonna put me back in jail.
    That bad Po-lice man gonna get me, gonna put me back in jail.
    Got no friends or fambly.
    No one gonna go my bail.

  2. whackatroll said, on April 26, 2010 at 10:58 am

    Nice. Thanks Bo, I can use that!


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